Terrible Tudors, Gorgeous Georgians, Slimy Stuarts, Vile Victorians,
Woeful Wars, Ferocious Fights, Dingy Castles, Daring Knights!
Horrors that defy description, Cut-throat Celts, Awful Egyptians,
Vicious Vikings, Cruel Crimes, Punishment from ancient times.
Roman, Rotten, Rank and Ruthless, Cavemen, Savage, Fierce and Toothless,
Groovy Greeks, Brainy Sages, Mean and Measly Middle Ages.